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==== Wife as a nag ====

==== Wife as a nag ====

Last August our neighbour Kumar bought a car, my wife woke me from sleep saying  

Last August our neighbour Kumar bought a car, my wife woke me from sleep saying - 'Is he not a man like you? Or is he from another planet? You have to do just as  he has done? "You too must buy a car" She ordered me.  You know! I was forced to buy a Car.

'Is he not a man like you? Or is he from another planet? You have to do just as  he has done? "You too must buy a car" She ordered me.  

After four months, the same neighbour bought a piece of land, and my wife disturbed me until I also bought one. One month ago, the neighbour started constructing his house on the land he purchased. As usual, she did not leave me in peace until I also purchased.  

You know! I was forced to buy a Car.

Now, yesterday evening our neighbour  brought in a second wife... "Pls I need your help... Do I have to wait for the usual pressure from my wife , or just take action???"

After four months, the same neighbour bought a piece of land, and my wife disturbed me until I also bought one.

 

The 'women as nag' stereotype is particularly very harmful.  Women who are articulate find that if they argue with men, they are often dismissed as being a nag. This characterisation not only prevents men from getting the benefit of the women's wisdom, but also shuts up the women, which can be quite upsetting. This kind of thinking prevents women from playing their rightful role in any discussion/meeting/event etc. Women who are articulate (speak well) are often shut up by men/man by using this 'dont nag' kind of response... it can be 'dont whine', 'dont keep arguing' .. etc kind of remarks also.

One month ago, the neighbour started constructing his house on the land he purchased. As usual, she did not leave me in peace until I also purchased.  

 

Now, yesterday evening our neighbour  brought in a second wife...

 

"Pls I need your help... Do I have to wait for the usual pressure from my wife , or just take action???"

==== Mysterious (irrational) women ====

==== Mysterious (irrational) women ====

Since then. . My Mouth remains shut.

Since then. . My Mouth remains shut.

==== Men are promiscuous and women are loyal ====

==== Men are promiscuous and women are loyal ====

Before the wedding the man bribed the priest 5 lakhs and requested him to not include "I will be faithful to my wife" in the vows. But the priest included this in the vow during the wedding. He returned the 5 lakhs, adding 25,000  and said that the women had bribed him 10 lakhs to make sure he included this lien in the vows.

Before the wedding the man bribed the priest 5 lakhs and requested him to not include "I will be faithful to my wife" in the vows. But the priest included this in the vow during the wedding. He returned the 5 lakhs, adding 25,000  and said that the women had bribed him 10 lakhs to make sure he included this lien in the vows.

=== Sexist quotations ===

=== Sexist quotations ===

==== A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong -  Barack Obama ====

==== A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong -  Barack Obama ====

==== Marriage is a beautiful forest where Brave Lions are killed by Beautiful Deers - Brad Pitt ====

==== Marriage is a beautiful forest where Brave Lions are killed by Beautiful Deers - Brad Pitt ====

==== While getting married, most of the guys say to girl's parents, " I will keep your daughter happy for the rest of her life ". Have you ever heard a girl saying something like this to the boy's parents like I will keep your son happy for the rest of his life. Nooooo ... because women don't tell lies! ====

==== While getting married, most of the guys say to girl's parents, " I will keep your daughter happy for the rest of her life ". Have you ever heard a girl saying something like this to the boy's parents like I will keep your son happy for the rest of his life. Nooooo ... because women don't tell lies! ====

==== If wife wants husband’s attention, she just has to look sad and uncomfortable. If husband wants wife’s attention, he just has to look comfortable & happy. ====

==== If wife wants husband’s attention, she just has to look sad and uncomfortable. If husband wants wife’s attention, he just has to look comfortable & happy. ====

==== A Philosopher HUSBAND said:- Every WIFE is a ‘Mistress’ of her Husband… Miss” for first year & “Stress” for rest of the life…   ====

==== A Philosopher HUSBAND said:- Every WIFE is a ‘Mistress’ of her Husband… Miss” for first year & “Stress” for rest of the life…   ====

==== Position of a husband is just like a Split AC, No matter how loud he is outdoor, He is designed to remain silent indoor ====

==== Position of a husband is just like a Split AC, No matter how loud he is outdoor, He is designed to remain silent indoor ====

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